* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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oh ohFamously (in my group of friends anyway) cleared a room with a fart. After 3 days and nights of drinking and eating unhealthy food i was feeling a little rough, and farted in my sleeping bag.
2 minutes later it hit me, and i bailed out to the toilet, and about 5 minutes later it had circulated around the lounge and left a couple of people gagging or rushing for the exits.
I sometimes also unleash ones that can be felt though sofas and once the floor. whoops
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:25, Reply)
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