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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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guiness and chilli
my fartiness is legendary in my office usually they're just loud and long but last Friday after a particularly long night out on Guiness and a five alarm chilli they also stank. like the very bottom of Satan. my excuse was "Sorry but I seem to be wearing someone elses arse this morning"
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:27, Reply)

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