* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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being a ladyi never ever fart.
but the woman who was bending over in front of me at yoga did once. about two inches from my nose. i was chewing on it for hours, the rancid bitch.
she was right though, the class was fucking shit. if i've got to dress up in lycra, at least make it aerobics or something energetic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:29,
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