* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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First job after uniI worked at Waterstones. I'd got into the habit of eating numerous packs of Doritos (can't reacall the flavour, but suspect it was spicy something) and around lunchtime I'd start doing tiny little farts that nevertheless scorched my anus as they came out. The smell was akin to that of rotting meat and drains. They actually called someone in to look at the drains.
I was fired shortly after (for not being a team player blah blah blah - the usual)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:30, Reply)
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