* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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AppendicitisOnce had an incredible pain in my stomach. Must have been about 11 or 12, no older. Lay in my bed for about an hour and a half curled up in agony. Mum and Dad found me, sweating and crying. They quickly got dressed and told me to hang on while they went to get the car, it was off to A&E for me as they suspected I had appendicitis and might need an operation.
What I actually needed, was to let out an almighty fart, which I did, about 30 secs before they returned to take me to hospital. I didn't know whether to be relieved or embarrassed.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31, Reply)
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