* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Tesco ArseLast week I had 'day after beer farts' (they were bad) and was wondering around the local Tesco with my Mum. I was a wee bit ahead of her down one aisle and decided that, as nobody was around, it would be my prime opportunity to drop one. Then Mum called me back to look at a funny greetings card she had found.
As we entered the next aisle, she whisperingly remarked on how the 'dirty man' next to her had let one go and I was crying with laughter at how everyone had thought it was him and had been giving him filty looks when it was my own prize-winning bottom burp.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:34, Reply)
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