* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Re genderBowels are bowels - they make no discrimination. So let's have some honesty from you girls. The worst farts I've ever known were from my mother, sister and wife. My wife's farts can be seen from space. There have been times that I've had to get up in the night and open the window and door after she's filled the duvet with a green cloud of arse gas.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:35, Reply)
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