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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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one for the ladies
having read the comments of rachelswipe etc(BTW thinking of the lycra is cheering up an otherwise shit workday)why don't we include fanny farts in this? my ex used to do them all the time, ok no smell but the sound was bloody great!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:48, Reply)

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