* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Is there something wrong with meI must fart about fifty times a day. After a meal - today was vegetable curry - I tend to fart everytime I move. If I walk up steps, each step produces a fart. It must account for many cubic metres of gas. I've never been constipated in my life. It's like a particle accellerator, my digestive tract. I can put anything in there of any amount or consistency and it comes out as a lovely soft poo.
Oh, I did once eat 15 doughnuts and my crap looked just like rabbit shite - those little raisin bits.
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