* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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School assemblySchool assembly, cross-legged on a wooden floor. God, it echoes.
"And deliver us from evil," said Mr George, reciting the Lord's Prayer, winding it up with the now familiar "Forever and ever..."
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARPGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP-pop-pop-pop-GRAAAAAAAAAMK!
"Amen"
Jesus, I am so, so sorry.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:12,
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