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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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About four years back...
...was in a souvenir shop with the ex-girlfriend, Leidseplein Square, Amsterdam. Lovely place. The smell of shit suddenly hit me though, just before she approached me with the words (and the funniest look of sorrow and shame I've ever saw) "I've just done a smell."

Fucking knew it was her as soon as I smelt it. Dragged her out the shop before fingers started getting pointed.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:16, Reply)

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