* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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This is not my fartiness, its somebody elsesWe have aguy in the office who is unable to burp, so much so that all of his gas comes out of his arse. He is almost like le petimaine, he can fart on cue, and he is able to decise if he wants them loud or quiet and he can make them long and drawn out.
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turb0t, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:42,
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