* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Just this weekendI discovered that the combination of my guts and roast parsnips generate the most appallingly noxious fumes. It was so bad that even two hours later entering the room resulted in cries of "oh God, what is that?". No amount of air freshener would shift it.
The only one I've ever done that was worse was the one where I was in hospital with an ulcer and I had tried to digest a couple of pints of my own blood. You could have bottled that one and used it to strip paint.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:56,
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