* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I didn't do it....!Well, I was in a lecture at uni. Having arrived at the lecture hall about 10 minutes late, we were all sitting at the front as just prior to the lecture, myself and several mates have been in the pub for about 2 hours drinking.
Anyhoo, about 15 mins into listening to my tutor droning on about Giotto, I decided I really needed to pop out and loose a few pints of fluid.
So, I stand up, and as I do, one of my not so sober mates makes a hideously loud farting noise with his hands and mouth.
So there I am standing at the front of the lecture hall with the entire damn class laughing. To make matters worse, my tutor then comes up with this jem:
"Now Class, bodily functions are no laughing matter..."
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:00,
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