I have two
First was at University, a few of us hanging out in (unfortunately, now I think about it) my room. I let rip a fart - after all, it is my room!, and Malcolm follows with another one, and Dave a third. By this point we're all giggling, as 18 year old boys are wont to do in this sort of situation, when Darren, bless his socks says "Oh yeah? Listen to this!" with a big grin on his face, lifting a leg to release his own piece.

A grin replaced by panic a moment later as he realises he felt more than just a fart brewing, and runs out the door toward the bathroom, presumably with his trousers looking like something out of Alien.


The second story was at a music festival in Belgium. A two-day diet of chips and mayonnaise, meat and beer was playing havoc with my insides. At 3am ish, getting ready to bed down with the two other guys in our tent, I realise i have to let one off, so being half undressed, i just open the tent flap, pop my arse outside and let rip.

However, they swear blind I was outside, and opened the flap just to fart *into* the tent, something we disagree upon until this day. I may have been drunk, but not sure what I would have been doing outside the tent at that time. Regardless, it was loud as a klaxon and thoroughly eggy.
( fross Read your email on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:07, Reply)