* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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holy shitfrankspencer i can almost taste the words "bubbling spermy wad". that is dis-gus-ting.
however, on the topic of farting, frank's description of his former grandmother-in-law farting like "someone ripping a hessian backed carpet" made me giggle all afternoon when i read it last week. beautifully put.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:08,
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