* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I have a denim dress thing.We got it cheap, something like £2 because there was a small bit at the bottom that was faded. I should have left it, or made it into a firey sort.
Instead I made it into a long stripe up the back. I wore it to my cousins' house where I stayed for a week with my gran.
For some reason I was unusually flatulent that week. I was farting almost every five minutes. Not smelly, just quite loud. When you keep trying to hold in farts it's not very good.
Combining the strip on my denim dresslikething and the flatulence, it led to my cousins calling me skunk.
:(
Click I like this if you've ever farted loudly in an exam.
Oh, and I'm just sitting here typing this and I can smell cat fart, one of my cats farts really badly. It smells like catfood and shit.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:12,
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