* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Greene King IPAgives you terrible unpleasant morning after wind, an all day session on the stuff and consuming nothing else but kebabs (3 i think, was my 21st birthday so made sense at the time) makes for pure evilness, pig slurry would be an improvement!
I should apologise to all and sundry who encountered me on the day after.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:15, Reply)
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