* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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beefeater birthday dinnerthree years ago for my 23rd me and my family (mum/dad/brother/aunt/cousinsx2) go to the beefeater for dinner. usual family banter nothing extraordinary. but just as the desserts are served someone drops a right ripper. i realised straight away it was an old woman at the table adjacent to ours but chose to ignore it and wait till we exit to tell my family, but my aunt who heard it aswell believed it was my cousin, allana, 10 years old, sitting at the the end of the table and asked both loudly and sternly
'Allana! was that you?!'
allana pushes her chair back, stands up, points at the old woman and declares.
'NO! IT WAS THAT OLD WOMAN!'
the restuarant erupted into hilarity. i had to go outside to try to stop laughing and try breathing. poor old woman looked mortified.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, Reply)
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