* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Intercity chuck-upAfter consuming 2 xmas dinners and all the other xmas eating stuff (mmm mince pies etc.) I was travelling back on the train to london with my then girlf when I let one go. You know it's bad when it stings your arse on the way out. The ticket inspector has just entered the carriage when my girlf caught a whiff - she promptly retched and made a dash for the loo, pushing the inspector out the way, where she then threw up. Nice. Neither her, the ticket inspector or the other passengers were too impressed. Evenn I felt a bit ill...
PFFFFT (first post!)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:37, Reply)
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