* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Fact 1: There's a subset or womenwho are extra offended if anyone farts in their earshot, and when challenged will claim to never fart themselves.
Fact 2: There’s all these adverts on telly for woman suffering from ‘bloat’ insisting they need to drink Actimel or whatever...Just fucking fart for fucks sake.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 17:13,
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