* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I'm not particulary gassy myself but...I do seem to be cursed by inopportune creaks, cracks, and rumbles that can easily be mistaken for a guff. Trying to explain this apparent hex is often met with withered stares and looks of mild incredulity. It's not my fault that I always seem to pick the creaky chair or happen to live next to a train line. Of course that doesn't really explain the strange musty smell that accompanies such events. It must be the ectoplasm left behind by the phantom......I geuss.
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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 17:16,
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