* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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2 and a half years ago it was our last ICT lesson before Christmas so we were watching the Will Ferrel comedy Elfabout half way through the lesson people on one side of the classroom started muttering and pulling their jumpers up over their mouths and noses. Sat in the middle was a kid giggling to himself.
"NATHAN!" Shouted Mr Cooper "HAVE YOU BROKEN WIND IN MY CLASSROOM?!"
Nathan's response was "No"
"THEN HOW COME EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS MOVING AWAY FROM YOU THEN?!"
"I don't know!"
"IF YOU DO IT AGAIN I'LL SEND YOU OUTSIDE!"
Sir then proceeded to reveal a can of air spray and sprayed it round the room.
Now that I think about it, that was the last time I saw Nathan...damn good 'n all
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 17:22,
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