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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Work farts
Why is it that on a typical day, no one will come over to my desk to talk to me for hours, but as soon as I let out a cheeky fart that could melt plastic, the hottest girl in the office wanders over to ask me a question?

Like just now..
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 17:28, Reply)

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