* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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TrumpsMany years ago when I was newly employed, a work collague of mine told me the following story....He walked into the gents toilets where one of the stalls was occupied. He did his business, washed his hands, dried them - all the while there was nothing but silence from the closed door of the occupied stall. There was clearly someone in there waiting to let rip in private. My colleague opened the door and then let it slam shut, giving the impression that he had left the gents. At this, the previously silent occupant of the stall performed a huge trump followed by a blattering sound as he let his guts go.
This was hilarious to me at the age of 19 - I couldn't think of anything worse than farting in public. Imagine my embarassment then when I laughed so hard at this story that *I* did a massive fart.
This happened ten years ago, the shame is etched on my memory forever
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 18:00, Reply)
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