* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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PFFT!This particular piece of badness happened a couple of years ago in my mates car. 3 of us had been drinking bitter and eating onion rings in a pub when the driver decided enough was enough and said "sod it, who wants to go for a drive"?
halfway to our destination my mate and I uttered two of the worst farts imaginable, low noise but rancid smell. about 30-40 seconds later the car is stopped, the driver gets out and proceeds to vomit on his car bonnet, not being able to get to the roadside in time. sorry man, we shouldn't have laughed as hard as we did.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 18:43, Reply)
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