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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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My dog Cino just walked in the room, looked at me, farted - without so much as moving a muscle - and then left. This is the third time this week. Smells too.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 19:31, Reply)

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