* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Sylia Stingray just reminded meMe and my brother tend to fart on anything living in our house.
This includes the two dogs, any plants and each other. Sometimes, if we're feeling really brave, one of us will sneak behind our mother while she's on the sofa, get within a milimetre of her head and let one rip. Much hilarity ensues.
(It's become funnier with the dogs recently due to the realisation that they have a 10,000x stronger sense of smell than a human. If we feel particularly vindictive, we'll force their nose within a hairs breadth of the sphincter)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 19:41, Reply)
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