* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Earlier this yearOne morning, stumbling about in my girlfriend's kitchen after a night on the cider, I farted. Due to changing pitch midway through, it sounded like the opening two notes of Led Zeppelin's "Heartbreaker".
Worryingly, this is my greatest achievement so far this year.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 20:13, Reply)
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