* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Fraternity FireballI guess fraternities are an American thing at university - basically a social organization. Think Animal House without quite so much alcohol and sex, though not for a lack of trying. Anyway...at the weekly meeting. It had been a bit contentious and nasty as we were damn near out of money. So after one particularly bad bit of bickering, there was a silent spell. At that time, John-O reached under his legs with his right and and rocked backward so that his arse was pointing out, simultaneously pulling his cig lighter from his pocket. He lit the lighter and blew a huge fart, producing a spectacular fireball. The meeting broke up...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 20:21,
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