* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Someone's Mum's story has just jogged my memory.When just dating Mr Brocky, he came back to mine and we started the old "what-not" in the lounge; when we heard the loudest, longest reverberant resounding echo (she was sat on the lav) It was my mother and it was the best early-warning system ever!.
By the time my wild haired, one-eyed (not disable, just half-asleep) mother had descended the stairs, we were poised very suss-like on the coach , arms folded about 3 feet apart. He was asked to go home, bet she would have said more than that if she'd had seen us 30 seconds before.
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