* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I was the farty kidIn primary school I was the farty kid, doubly shameful as I am a girl. When I was eleven my family moved to a new town and i made the consious decision that this was one reputation that is not going to follow me. Then I could laugh along with the other children when some one else farted, and no longer hang my head in shame.
A flat I lived in a few years ago it was one of our house games to sneak up and fart on each other, or the cat or visitors, but I was rubbish at this game as subtlety isnt one of my strong points.
My boyfriend never ever farts ever. I'm surprised he hasn't exploded.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 21:53, Reply)
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