* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Really Sorry but just remembered anotherMy long-departed Great Gran was a star an merits a mention in you batty dears segment, along with her dementia was also a bit mutton. She used fart and walk at the same time, they would be little trumps in time to each step - quite a feat actually could get the full length of the lounge. Apart from muted tittering noone every said a word.
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