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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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School smells
When I was in school what we used to do was someone would call the teacher over for help with work and someone would let out a silent one. The best thing about this though was the teachers face they would always look disgusted.

Im sure that one time when we did this that someone sharted themselves because the smell stayed around all day, nobody mentioned it but we all suspected it.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 23:42, Reply)

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