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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not exactly about farts,
but close enough.

OK, when I bought my new phone, and was experimenting with all the features, (I had an antiquated 3310 before), I thought it would be amusing to record myself saying various words, a la Bob Fossil from the Mighty Boosh. The phone is quite good, and when these recordings are played back on the speaker they're easily recognisable as my own voice.

Skip forward a few months, and I'm taking a crap in one of the toilets at my University. It's quite a small bathroom, with only one cubicle and a couple of urinals. A few minutes in, I hear somebody taking a leak outside. Just as he finishes, I receive a text and the word "GORILLA!" sounds true throughout the room. God knows what he thought was going on...
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 0:26, Reply)

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