* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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surprise packagenot me, my sister. she took me out for breakfast on thursday, which was jolly nice of her. as we were walking to the car park, she started to complain of not feeling very well.
we'd parked on the second level, so set off up the stairs. my sis overshot by one flight and, on her way back down, decided to let loose an arse cloud.
or so she thought.
the look on her face told me something was wrong, but when she sidled over to the car with her handbag dangling behind her back, i knew she was hiding something.
"have you got a plastic bag to put on the seat?" she asks, rather red in the face, "i've just shit me pants!"
i found her a bag 10 minutes later, after i'd finished laughing.
also, my brother was once jealous of the special birthday tea my mum had made for me, so he stood on a chair, squatted over the table, and farted on my tea. the worst thing was, even mum laughed!
needless to say, i didn't eat it.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 2:30,
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