* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Careless WhisperI just left my gf in bed with a "careless whisper" 10 minutes ago. She's still sleeping under the duvet and breathing it in too. Just had another beer and i'm heading back to see if the air has cleared yet. Night-night.
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 4:08, Reply)
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