* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Genuine medical textThe Merck Manual is a well-known and quite respected tome for healthcare workers. The section on farting is quite illuminating. Specifically scroll down about half way to the 'Side Bar' where it describes an 'essay' on the subject penned in an earlier, more entertaining edition:
www.merck.com/mmpe/sec02/ch008/ch008d.html
Damned if they don't try to categorise them. Go on - have a snigger.
Apols if this has already been posted,
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 10:15, Reply)
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