* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Fart RouletteShameful of me, I know...
I like to inflict a little game of 'fart roulette' on my fellow workers. You see, my desk is in full view of the lift. There aren't many things that brighten up my day more than seeing someone come out of the freshly polluted hell-box with that special look of grim, frightened shock.
I give myself bonus points if I manage to get one of the directors.
And to all you people who hop on the west bound Central Line from Liverpool Street at around 0830.... Bwuahahahaaa.
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 11:39, Reply)
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