* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Face fartI was sitting on the floor outside a train station waiting for a lift. I think it may have been Nuneaton. The train had just kicked out so there were quite a few people around, one of whom was standing right beside me. People cleard off and in the slience after these people went the man next to me let off an enormous guff. I swear it echoed in the car park. Practicaly parted my hair.
After a decent pause he leaned down and apologised in a plummy accent.
I tried not to snigger.
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 15:09, Reply)
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