* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not strictly farts but...on another occasion I was at a 21st birthday party in Motherwell. The Jack Daniels bar, I seem to remember. The drink had got to me, so I made my way to the toilet to relieve myself..... only to find an enormous jolly faced drunk guy leaning out the cubicle next to the one I was headed for. He was clearly waiting for someone to come into the toilet, and he immediately started talking to me as I rushed in and locked the door, small talk like "Great party" and "Havin a good time?" Then the mood changed. "Oh man I've been holding this in for aaaages!" he said. There then commenced one of the funniest things I have ever bore witness to, as he sat in the cubicle next to me going "OOOOH! AAAARGH! AAAAIIIEEEE! OOOF! OH MAN!! UUUMPH!" as the loudest collection of farts and splashes you have ever heard came flying over the partition! I left once the most part of the proceedings were over, before he came out. I would have stayed and shook him by the hand..... but considering the location, I decided not to.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 15:39,
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