* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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CaravanI know it's perfectly natural blah nothing to be ashamed of blah, but I personally find farts funny as fook.
Every year me and a load of friends cart ourselves down to a caravan. I think they have unspoken competitions to see who can make someone throw up. One of them knows that if he eats marmite then his crap factory goes into overdrive. One morning whilst unsuspectingly eating my breakfast, the most godawful smell crept through the caravan. I've done some pretty rank ones in my time, but this was an all-time best. It smelt like something had died up there and was decaying. Breakfast was abandoned and the rest of the park woken up by us evacuating and cursing the fecker. Yugggggh. *shudders*
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El Lazarus is calm now, Ish,, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:26,
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