* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Vomit inducing trump...I got food poisoning once from eating a few days old reformed sauasage thingy that i left in the fridge, and in fact, thinking about it whilst I write this still makes me wretch. But not as bad as my girlfriend at the time who was looking after me. In the recovery period of illness I was able to remain sitting up without being within ten yards of a toilet, but I was producing some of the vilest smells I have ever encountered. So bad in fact, that when said girlfriend walked into the living room I had just released a combination of toxins into the air that smelt so bad she had to run to the toilet to speak welsh.
It didn't last.
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:31, Reply)
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