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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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so so wrong
i was waiting for an interview for something at a college a couple of years ago, as i sat waiting two deaf people came walking past signing to each other.

one of them let out the loudest fart i have ever heard - it seriously lasted a good 5 or 6 seconds at full power, i honest to god thought the guy had done himself a mischief.

i wonder what his mate thought when everyone in the room started wetting themselves with mirth and looking at them, i wonder if this happens a lot...
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 18:09, Reply)

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