* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Back in primary and secondary school................There was this one time for me back when i was just finishing primary school, I suddenly and without warning let the most monstrous fart go ever. To give you an idea of how big it was, it lasted around 30 seconds, shook the floor and steamed up the windows!
There was another time a couple of years later in secondary school, where one random lunchtime i came down with what i initially thought was a really bad stomachache, so not long after, I was sent home. First thing i did was go to bed in an effort to sleep it off. Then, about 10 minutes after i got into bed, BOOM! the fart my mother claimed could be heard anywhere in the house! So I quickly came to the conclusion that it wasn't a stomachache, just one of the worse cases of trapped wind ever!
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 18:27, Reply)
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