* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not me......but somehwere I read about this girl. She was mortified because her father would open up the freezers in the frozen section in grocery stores and FART in them! Then he would wait until someone opened it. :/
I sort of feel her pain, because my dad has a habit of farting in stores as well. Only he will hurry off somewhere making ME look like the dealer. I don't know HOW many times people have given me angry looks over that. :(
Oh and he is the smelliest creature alive! Once in the hot summer time, he farted in the truck. The windows were down, but there was no breeze. I stuck my head out the window to get some relief...and here comes a red light. I had to sit there in that stink while waiting for the light.
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 20:13, Reply)
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