* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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School fartsNo kid wants to fart in a classroom. The ridicule, the teasing, blah, blah.
The most fun you can do is stand behind the kid that deserves ridicule that day, let one rip, walk away, then watch their friends blame it on each other.
I once invidulated an exam, and I'd had a skinful the night before. I let a silent but deadly out, the kind of one that feels moist as it escapes. I walked away to the other end of the room with a small grin on my face.
I didn't notice the hand go up, but 3 kids asked to move seats away from the lad I picked to fart near, and his nickname through 6th form was "Rancid".
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 22:26, Reply)
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