* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Booby trapping a chairThe chairs that we use in work have an un/fortunate habit of storing farts.
So after discovering this fun fact we would purposely "impregnate" the chair of a co-worker so that when they returned from break/lunch they would get the full force of a stale fart fresh from the chair :D
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Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 23:54,
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