* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Odd God HMKBless you,
when you enter the world of the professional beer drinker you'll realize this is an occupational hazard.
Myself, I come from a scientific background. The mercury you get in thermometers is toxic, but in small (and I mean small) amounts is a muscle relaxant. The teeniest tiniest drop placed in a pint of ale will have your white chino clad workmate walking home with a fake tan Posh Spice would be proud of.
Don't (and I mean this) try this at home kids.
Edit - For Flipper: See above - don't do this. It's nawty and can do someone permanent damage. Use laxatives instead - much cheaper and easier to come by. OK?
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no longer a user, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 0:15,
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