* PFFT *
I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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fly boy
working away in this really quiet house when the lady of the house when icaught her little bollockchops of a kid staring a me in the windows reflection oho did i let rip with an olympic gold effort i never saw anyone levitate with shock before he did a full tumble arse over tit and ran into his mothers skirts leavinme crippeledwith laughter om the floor:)))) The lenght?Youll take what your given!
( , Sun 15 Jul 2007, 0:39, Reply)
working away in this really quiet house when the lady of the house when icaught her little bollockchops of a kid staring a me in the windows reflection oho did i let rip with an olympic gold effort i never saw anyone levitate with shock before he did a full tumble arse over tit and ran into his mothers skirts leavinme crippeledwith laughter om the floor:)))) The lenght?Youll take what your given!
( , Sun 15 Jul 2007, 0:39, Reply)
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